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My wife and two of my daughters have donated breast milk in the past but selling it seems a bit tacky.
I'd agree if it was going to a baby in need, but apparently there's a market for breast milk in the body-building community. Beefcake Chad doesn't deserve donations.

The things you learn when you have a baby... Haven't convinced my wife yet to test the market.
 
If the buyer hadn’t put something questionable in her body, she wouldn’t be needing breast milk 😜.

I know this was said in jest, but my wife quit producing milk and my daughter couldn’t tolerate any of the formulas without projectile vomiting.

Insurance refused to cover donor milk (the safe, lab filtered stuff) so we were left using under the table donations.
 
Im going to buy this entire weight room and set up it up in my basement so every time I come home I can ask my wife “Where’s the weight room?” And late at night I can ask her. “Are we lifting weights or having sex?”
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I could see making firestarters. Cats are worthless! Just thought who in the hell would save the asswipe tubes to sell? 🤷‍♂️
I got in trouble at work today because one of the other staff had to take a day off last week to take her cat to the emergency vet and today she was complaining about how much they spent on their cat at the vet. Apparently pointing to the gun safe in my office and saying “I have the medicine, it only takes 1 dose” was not appropriate.
 
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