Extra Stupid Window Stickers

[noharleyyet]

Exaggerated tire rims ('swangers'): Are they legal?

With or without curb feelers?

 

[buckbull]

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Takes all kinds.

Should throw the guy in jail to do a GMT800 like that.

 

[Gellar]

I will bet any amount of money a father owns that business, and his white new balances and shin high white tube socks have grass stains on them. I bet he also clicks his tongs when he’s grilling and calls his son “sport” or “champ”.

Every time his wife asks him to hang a picture on the wall he points the studfinder at himself and makes a beeping noise.

 

[Stocker]

Every time his wife asks him to hang a picture on the wall he points the studfinder at himself and makes a beeping noise.

Just pulled that trick on my wife yesterday.

 

[Straight Arrow]

Every time his wife asks him to hang a picture on the wall he points the studfinder at himself and makes a beeping noise.

I like that one, so tried that. But my wife replied, "That's a funny one, old Deadwood!"

 

[RobertD]

Just pulled that trick on my wife yesterday.

A joke like that and the moo-stash you been rocking? You gotta tone down the swagger man.

 

[Stocker]

A joke like that and the moo-stash you been rocking? You gotta tone down the swagger man.

The only swagger I have is walking out of the ice fishing shack after drinking all day.

Or is that stagger?

 

[Gellar]

Just pulled that trick on my wife yesterday.

Its required to do that trick whenever you have a studfinder.

 

[Nick87]

Its required to do that trick whenever you have a studfinder.

Yup.

 

[Gellar]

I like that one, so tried that. But my wife replied, "That's a funny one, old Deadwood!"

you were probably missing the white new balances shoes.

 

[Straight Arrow]

you were probably missing the white new balances shoes.

I had on my HEY-DUDES!

 

[Gellar]

I had on my HEY-DUDES!

They may be taking the place of the new balance.

 

[Dsnow9]

 

[Potsie]

 

[Stocker]

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It’s like he wants to be a big mean bodybuilder, but is also a vegetarian with a man-bun.

 

[Dsnow9]

It’s like he wants to be a big mean bodybuilder, but is also a vegetarian with a man-bun.

It is a giant truck. Has the feel of a raptor that took steroids.

 

[rwc101]

Giant truck that can barely fit a spare tire.

 

[Wallydeuce]

 

[Potsie]

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Looks to me that it’s riding a little high.

I’m sure all the good Yelp reviews are just lip service.

 

[TwistedSage]

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Nothing says utility like wasting bed space on your spare