Dusty Buzzard Saloon

[Gunner46]

Welcome to the 'Dusty Buzzard". I've been spending too much money and all my time, for the past few months, fixing up a place that I could have my friends over to enjoy. But now it's ready.

52" Plasma TV, Sony surround sound, with cable. Custom made, leather barrel chairs, 5' polished oak tables, padded trim, felt tops, with built in drink holders. Cards and chips.

Walls are real tongue & groove knotty pine. Indirect, subtle lighting. Hardwood flooring, and sawdust to keep the dust and cigar ashes down.

The bar has been stocked with whatever you can imagine. From 30 yr. imported Scotch, local 'shine, most any wine...to three beer taps, or some PBR's.

A few of the Mounts, tastefully arranged through the bar include: a 7' + black bear, an SCI award Axis deer (4X4) , 15 whitetail racks, 10 Mulies, 6 'Lopes, a Meriam Turkey, 60# Sailfish, 5# Cut Throat, 12 # Bass, and a 42# King.

Bars open, 24/7. Just drop in anytime you have a few minutes, say 'HI' to your friends, have a cold one (or six), try to find yerself a new honey, or swap a few lies. If I'm not in, there's no lock on the door! Tabs are welcomed, and from the likes of you guys, expected!

Only catch.... Members only!!!

Sign up, join in, and

Let's Part-ay!!!!!!


Gunner

 

[MEATHEAD]

Where do I sign up at.

 

[Elkhunter]

Holy Chit......Deja Vous

Pour me a cold beer if ya please.

 

[pawclaws]

"No Non-Hunting Topecs!!

(Oh, Sorry; forgot where I was for a minute!)

ColdPBR please!

 

[Elkhunter]

Well how about some hunting lies?

 

[Moosie]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Elkhunter:
Holy Chit......Deja Vous

Pour me a cold beer if ya please.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Question is.. Will History repeat itself ? Last time we opened up a BAR, created a Whole section for the NEW town, the founders of the Town pulled up steaks and hit the road..... Just wondering what we need to do to keep this bar alive ? Should I bring in a Band ?

DJ Moosie in da House cutting da tunes !!

 

[pawclaws]

Nice try Moosie; but, you remind me of my Land Lord! Now; let's do it right!!

First; Tunes:


Speakers on click Juke Box

Next; Good Old Boys:

...and some ladies!

<FONT COLOR="#800080" SIZE="1">[ 12-11-2003 09:38: Message edited by: pawclaws ]</font>

 

[Gunner46]

First round is always on the Gunner. (I'll make up for it later

)

Special offer to new members, a shot, a beer, and the address of that dancer freind of Paws!

Limited time offer.

Let's make Moosie a happy Moosie and invite your friends to join!

 

[Gunner46]

Crap, Moosie. I just realized I'm WAY
past 10 posts!

So I guess this calls for a song.

Ghmm..GGHHmm.. Is this mike on..? Test..Test..Check? Ok? Good? Cool.

" OHHHHH. I godda get drunk and I sure do dread it, Cuz I Know Just what I'm a'gonna do.

Gonna spend my money, calling everybody honey, and wind up singin' the blues.
Spend my whole paycheck, on some ol' wreck,
and buddy I can name ya a few.

OHHHH, I gotta get drunk and I sure do dread it, cuz I know just what I'm a'gonna do.

I gotta get drunk, I can't stay sober, There's alot of good people in town. Wanna see me holler, spend my dollar, and I wouldn't think of lettin' 'em down.

There's a few doctors told me, "Ya better start slowin' it down". But there's more old drunks, than there are old doctors, so I guess I better have another round!

THAAAANNNNK YYOUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!

 

[Moosie]

Moosies turn...

Were's my snair ? has Anyone seen my snair .. Ohh K, here it is.

"Kick it one time Boooooyyyyyy.....
Choris : "Go Moosie Go Moosie Go. Go Moosie go Moosie Go.."

Guess whos back, back again/ Moosie's back, tell a friend/ Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back/ Guess who's back...

You've created a monster, cuz nobody wants to/ see Oscar no more they want Moosie I'm chopped liver/ well if you want Moosie, this is what I'll give ya/ a little bit of me mixed with some hard liquor/ some vodka that'll jump start my heart quicker then a/ shock when I get shocked at the hospital by the Dr. when I'm not cooperating/ when I'm rocking the table while he's operating / you waited this long now stop debating cuz I'm back, I'm on the rag and ovulating/ I know that you got a job Ms. Cheney but your husbands heart problem's complicating / So the UBB wont let me be or let me be me so let me see/ they tried to shut me down on Monster Mulies but it feels so empty without me/ So come on and dip, bum on your lips fugg that, cum on your lips and some on your **** and get ready cuz this chit's about to get heavy/ I just settled all my lawsuits F YOU PETA !!!!

Little hellions typers feeling rebellious/ embarrassed, their friends still go to NAHC / they start feeling the prisoners helpless, 'til someone comes along on a mission and yells "beotch"/ A visionary, vision is scary, could start a revolution, pollutin the talk boards, a rebel/ so let me just revel an bask, in the fact that I got everyone kissing my ass/ and it's a disaster such a catastrophe for you to see so damn much of my PAN you ask for me?/ Well I'm back (batman sound) fix your bent antennae tune it in and then I'm gonna/ enter in and up under your skin like a splinter/ The center of attention back for the winter/ I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling/ Infesting in your kids ears and nesting/ Testing "Attention Please" feel the tension soon as someone mentions me/ here's my 10 cents my 2 cents is free/ A nuisance, who sent, you sent for me?

........."

THANX YOU !!! THANX you verry much ... WORD !!!!

 

[pawclaws]

Uh huh....and notice you just dropped 2 points in the top 100 rating!

Hey Moosie; you want to be a wrapper,try a straight jacket.

 

[Moosie]

 

[Gunner46]

Who has WHO'S soul now ! BWWAAAHAAHAAHAAA

Was that a Rum & Coke, or one of my 'so perfect' Martini's, that they taste just
like cool, clear spring water?

PAWS!! Where are ya Dude ? Need some more tunes! Babes!

 

[Elkhunter]

Before moosie became a rapper he did some dancing at a very young age.

Another beer please.

 

[pawclaws]

Mr piano player could you play us a tune?

Somebody pass those peanuts and that jar of pickled eggs. Sure could use a cold long neck too!

 

[Quick Draw]

Let me guess 21 and over right??? How ever online drinking doesn't have an age limit does it???

Quick Draw

 

[pawclaws]

What the heck are you doing in a bar at 11 PM on a school night QD?

 

[Elkhunter]

Kids.....They are in such a hurry to grow up. If they only knew

 

[Gunner46]

Hey Bar Keep! A Stoli', a seegar, and a beer!

Oh, wait,I'mthe bar keep....Make it double then!

Ok, weekends here. As a special treat for all my loyal patrons, I've managed to get my hands on a copy of Miss Paris Hilton's 'Home Movie'.

Now, here did I put that remote?????

 

[ELKCHSR]

Can I put a picture above the bar..
It is very tasteful and would fit right in with the hunting theme!!!
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