Did I get it?

[mtmuley]

I just now opened a package that was packed with those air pillow things. I sliced them with a knife to make them smaller for the trash. I'm pretty sure they had Chinese air in them. Think I should get tested? mtmuley

 

[geetar]

I just now opened a package that was packed with those air pillow things. I sliced them with a knife to make them smaller for the trash. I'm pretty sure they had Chinese air in them. Think I should get tested? mtmuley

I’d just go ahead and request they send you free trial samples of the vaccine to be safe.

 

[mtmuley]

I’d just go ahead and request they send you free trial samples of the vaccine to be safe.

Not yet. I held my breath when I cut them open. I had a mask but couldn't find it. mtmuley

 

[Sytes]

Depends on how many you or any other within reach of the bubble wrap were popped...

Come on... there's always one in the household that just has to pop those f-n bubbles!

All bubbles aside, what Santa bring ya?

 

[JoltnJoe]

Why not quarantine for a couple weeks just in case #Americanlivesmatter. #stayoutofnewmexico. #couldnthelpmyself.

 

[Losing_Sanity]

It's alright to pop those pillow things as long as you drink the "hand sanitizer" first and wear a mask. Then your safe...

 

[seeth07]

Yup you need to quarantine now. Elk season is coming up. I'd head for the mountains

 

[mtmuley]

My Rottweiler bit some too. Oh oh. mtmuley

 

[mtmuley]

It's alright to pop those pillow things as long as you drink the "hand sanitizer" first and wear a mask. Then your safe...

Dammit. I haven't been drinking the sanitizer. Good tip Sanity. mtmuley

 

[MTLabrador]

Dammit. I haven't been drinking the sanitizer. Good tip Sanity. mtmuley

Does Pendleton count..?

 

[Dougfirtree]

I think there's precedent. Isn't that how Homer Simpson got the Osaka flu....?

 

[noharleyyet]

Time for the dirty boogie with the infrared tube lamp.

 

[Tradewind]

You're doomed

 

[thomas89]

Where’s that joke thread when you need it?

 

[QuazyQuinton]

We had a lady show up in the ER because she had ordered a cat toy shipped from China. She had opened the package, and she was concerned. ER nurses are good at looking concerned and nodding their heads and saying, "OK, we'll have the doctor in to see you soon."

QQ

 

[Lyfter1013]

Might as well order your coffin now and reserve your plot your doomed haha

 

[devon deer]

All bubbles aside, what Santa bring ya?

Face masks!

 

[rtraverdavis]

Better be safe and just strafe the whole system.

 

[JLDemo]

Just stay home and self diagnose, the test alone is enough to make your question life choices. I wasn't expecting the RN to swab my spinal cord through my nose.

@MTLabrador Pendleton is for the recovery phase, mtmuley is still in the diagnosis phase which calls for virus suppression via repeated shots of prairie fire (patron and Tabasco).

 

[Ben Lamb]

Can I have your RUM when you die?