Dad Joke thread

[kansasdad]

Apologies to non Spanish speakers

 

[QuazyQuinton]

Listening to the Oregon State baseball game just now, they have all the little things sponsored by this or that on the broadcast, such as home runs brought to you by Pacific Power.

By far the best, though, is the Oregon Dungeness Crab pinch hitter.

Go Beavs!

QQ

 

[hank4elk]

I have a screw loose.

Found it, in my rear tire today. What a relief!

 

[Dave N]

I have a screw loose.

Found it, in my rear tire today. What a relief!

Sounds like you have some pie to eat tomorrow.

 

[Keep on]

 

[hank4elk]

Sounds like you have some pie to eat tomorrow.

Friday. After the footings are poured and we get some rain.

Very wishful thinking.

 

[Redmt]

Friday. After the footings are poured and we get some rain.

Very wishful thinking.

Rain? I've heard of it and it gets talked about a lot but I don't recall seeing any.

 

[Addicting]

Rain? I've heard of it and it gets talked about a lot but I don't recall seeing any.

It’s vacationing at Yellowstone. Should be meandering back home soon.

 

[Redmt]

 

[noharleyyet]

 

[Redmt]

 

[Redmt]

 

[Keep on]

 

[Redmt]

 

[kansasdad]

Fun fact:

One half of Roger Federer’s name is ”er”!

 

[Keep on]

 

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[kansasdad]

Have you heard about the narcoleptic hairdresser?










She dyed in her sleep!

 

[Keep on]

 

[noharleyyet]

Too much social media overtones?