Dad Joke thread

[geewhiz]

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hey bud!

 

[seeth07]

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How many years until we see Wut on second? and Idono on third?

 

[Howie]

As a verified old fart, I truly enjoy this baffoonery. What a nice diversion from real life baffoonery

 

[crock239]

 

[kansasdad]

 

[Festus]

No matter if a bear has on socks and shoes or not, he still has bear feet.

 

[kansasdad]

Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like bananas

 

[elkduds]

You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish.

 

[noharleyyet]

How many years until we see Wut on second? and Idono on third?

Idk

 

[QuazyQuinton]

My teenage son is progressing well in his dad joke delivery. We were discussing hunting boots and what we will need for the upcoming season.

"Which model are your Danner boots?"
"Pronghorns, I think."
"Pronghorns? Are you sure?"
"Well, I killed a pronghorn when I was wearing them."

QQ

 

[Carl 9.3x62]

I was going to tell you a joke about time travel, but you didn't like it.

 

[Redmt]

 

[Redmt]

Wife: Can you get here by noon?
Husband: You know I can't get off early.
Wife: Sorry, I sent message to wrong person.

 

[Festus]

 

[Redmt]

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Had to use my noodle for that one.

 

[noharleyyet]

Had to use my noodle for that one.

Was scratching my head, & finally scrolled to the punchline...

 

[Redmt]

If you want to know what I think, just ask my wife.

 

[noharleyyet]

 

[noharleyyet]

 

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