Dad Joke thread

[SaskHunter]

We have a local Pizza joint that has stupid pizza names. Last night I ordered an XL "Oops I did it again" and when the poor teenager asked for a name, I said "Britney Spears". She gave me side eyes with a hint of disgust.

I'm becoming what I used to hate. I don't even recognize myself anymore...

 

[noharleyyet]

We have a local Pizza joint that has stupid pizza names. Last night I ordered an XL "Oops I did it again" and when the poor teenager asked for a name, I said "Britney Spears". She gave me side eyes with a hint of disgust.

I'm becoming what I used to hate. I don't even recognize myself anymore...

Being a member of the inaudible and invisible generation is an acquired trait...embrace it

 

[2rocky]

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[crock239]

my 10 yr old has been learning economics, talking careers etc. in social studies. Last night at the dinner table she says, "Today we talked about that if you learn and do well in school, then you can get a better job and stuff, is that true?"

Me: "1000 percent"

 

[gouch]

We have two unwritten rules here.

Rule #1 ___________________________
Rule #2 ___________________________

 

[kansasdad]

 

[Moserkr]

My dad just said "I need new sketchers... my pairs getting sketchy"

 

[noharleyyet]

 

[kansasdad]

 

[Addicting]

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That is Dad Joke gold!

 

[seeth07]

That is Dad Joke gold!

Unless you are a dad with a son named Carson

 

[gouch]

Where does the pirate buy his hook?

The secondhand store.

 

[kansasdad]

Nothing tops a plain pizza!!!

 

[kansasdad]

 

[kansasdad]

What do you call a Jedi with anxiety disorder????









Panikin Skywalker!!

 

[gouch]

What do you call the knight who refused to fight?


Sir Render.

 

[kansasdad]

 

[EastTNHunter]

What happens when you play Beethoven music backwards? It decomposes

 

[Wildabeest]

 

[mxracer317]

Why was the clock greedy?

... Because it went back 4 seconds.