Cops

[yoteler]

I went to the store the other day. I was only in there for about 5
minutes.

When I came out there was a city cop writing out a parking ticket.

I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a
senior a break?"

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi.

He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.

So I called him a piece of dog shit. He finished the second ticket and
put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third
ticket.

This went on for about 20 minutes.. the more I abused him, the more
tickets he wrote. I didn't give a shit. My car was parked around the corner.

Try to have a little fun each day.

 

[Mntman]

good one!
Gonna have to try that some day.

 

[Quick Draw]

That's funny...sometimes I wonder if the people who do that know the other person who is getting the tickets and doing it to piss them off???? Good joke though.
Quick Draw

 

[Elkhunter]

LOL I love it