Cops at the office this morning !! (LONG Story but TRUE)

Moosie

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Well, It was the 2nd time we called 911 to the office this week. The first time was Monday due to a electrical wire that was starting to burn and smoking up the place so the Fire dept came and fixed it. And today it was a 17 year old "HIGH" mexican guy that was out front.

My co-worker carpooled me into the office this morning and we were the first to unlock the glass doors and this is what happened :

(We had a Small taperecorder that another guy handed me through the door at my request and I hit "RECORD" and hung it out my pocket and got most of it on tape so we have "QUOTES" of exactly what happened part way into it and what was said. I chit you not, this is 100% true and nothing added.)

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Mike/Oscar Get out of car.

Junior: How you doing, stupids ?
Oscar & Mike Good Morning.

Junior: What the F%$# do you think now
Oscar & Mike ???(Stupids)

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At this time Oscar/Mike go in the building and lock the door. We got thinking he wasn’t going to leave and the Secretaries were coming soon so we went back outside and asked him to leave again. He tried to push his way in and we asked what he was thinking. He said he was going inside. After we “MADE IT CLEAR” he wasn’t he cussed a bit more and then Oscar went inside and called 911.

The 911 call was a bit funny to. Oscar said he was in an Office complex and a guy on drugs was trying to get in, thinking his mom was inside but we had the door locked. The 911 lady asked is we locked his mom inside and if Oscar was an Officer. He repeated it was an “OFFICE BUILDING” and the mom didn’t work there so she wasn’t insde.

The guy walked around then came and sat by Mike/Oscar by the office stairs and wouldn’t leave. So Mike and Oscar talked to him trying to figure out what was going on. He said he was looking for his Grandma then it was his mom. He said something about his Brother in the bushes and that we must have hit him or something. The story was hard to figure out.

Finally a Male officer pulls up. The guy is Fidgety and try’s to slip away but the Officer calls him over. He asks if he works here and the guy said “NO”. He got out of Junior that he wasn’t really from Idaho but from Minnesota. It kind of went like this from there :

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Junior: My moms in there

Officer: What is you moms name
Officer: Get your Hands out of pockets too
Officer: Do you have any weapons or anything like that?

Junior: NO

Officer: So your mom lives in Minnesota

Junior Yes

Officer: Where you from Originally

Junior: Appleton Minnesota

Officer: Are you on any medications or anything like that

Junior: ADHD
Their yellow pills

Officer: Do you have a phone number for your Aunt or Mom?
Officer: Where does she work?

Junior: Granite Falls

Officer: Where is that?

Junior: Minnesota

Officer: You don’t know your Telephone Number?

Junior: 389-2708
320-29
Junior: That’s here right there

Officer: Do you have any idea where you are at
Junior: I have answered that so many times

Officer: What State are you in

Junior: aaaahhhhhhh
Junior: I am not answering any more questions, question, question

Officer: Mr. Rodrigues sit down
Sit Down!!
If you don’t sit down I will make you sit down
Have a seat right here

Officer: Do you know what state you are in

Junior: I don’t know, I’m not sure what state I’m in


Officer: Do you realize you’re in Idaho

Junior: Ya, Now I do

Officer: How did you get here then?

Junior: My mother Bringed me

Officer: OK, Does she live in Idaho now
Officer: Where is your mom at

Junior: I can see her in there (Pointing in the glass window)

Officer: OK, Were not getting anywhere
Officer: Where do you go to School

Junior: Granite Falls (That is in Minnesota)

Officer: How old are you

Junior 17

Officer: Do you know how you got to Idaho?

Junior: No

Officer: How do you think you are going to get back to Granite Falls?

Junior: How do you think?

Officer: Do you have a car?

Junior: No I don’t have a car

Officer: Your mom has a car

Junior: Yes

Officer-to-Officer: Did you show him local addresses?

Junior: I have no local address, nothing like that

Officer: Tell me your first name again

Junior: Robert Rodrigues, Robert Ortiga Rodrigues Junior, That is my whole name

Officer: You don’t know anybody in Idaho?

Junior: No I don’t
Junior: I get questioned like this everyday

Officer: You get questioned like this everyday

Junior: Yes I do

Officer: We are trying to figure out were you need to go

Junior: Right here
Junior: If I wasn’t supposed to be here I wouldn’t be here
Junior: There she is?

Officer: Obviously your moms not in there
Officer: Keep your hands out of your pockets

Junior: aaaahhhhh

Officer: Calm down for me ok
Officer: Have you taken the medication you were supposed to take today?

Junior: Not for long time

Officer: Have you been diagnosed besides anything other that ACHD (Yes she said ACHD)

Junior: No

Officer No other kinds of medications at all
Officer: When was the last time you ate?

Junior: Right there

Officer: She is not in there

Junior: She is too, I can see her in there

Officer: Ok maybe I am blind

Junior: (Knocks on window) Mom come here

Officer: You see your mom in there

Junior: Right there

Officer: That is a reflection of me right there

Junior: Look in there (Pointing at the window again)

Officer: I did look in there

Junior: Right there (Pointing at the window again)

Officer: There is nobody in there
Officer: When was the last time you went to see a doctor

Junior: I don’t know

Officer: What do people call you?

Junior: I don’t know

Officer: You don’t know

Junior: I don’t know

Officer: Your first name

Junior: I am not answering another question
Junior: They call me Junior
Junior: (Knocks on window)

Officer: There is no one in there

Junior: She is right there
I am not stupid
Mom, come out here

Officer: Don’t you think your mom would come out here?

Junior: She is in there, I know she is in there

Officer: Do you have problems with your mom

Junior: No, I have no problems with my mom

Officer: Go ahead and stand up for me and put your hands behind your back

Junior: What for
Junior: What am I being arrested for?

Officer: You are not being arrested, you are being taken into custody
Officer: We are going to get you some help

Junior: I don’t need no help with nothin, I have it all under control

Officer: You do, what do you have under control

Junior: My Life!!

Officer: Really

Junior: It’s all you damn cops questioning me all the F*&&# Time

Officer: Do you have anything on you that will poke me, stick me, or cut me?

Junior: All I have is cigarettes and a lighter

Officer: Cigarettes ?

Junior: And a lighter.
(He gets frisked)

(He had neither cigarettes nor a lighter)

Officer: I am going to put your money back in you pocket

Junior: Thank you very F*$^ much

Officer: I am pulling your pants up for you ok
Officer: Keep your feet on the ground
 
Boise doesn't have their own weirdo's?? You have to import your deranged drug addled youth from Minnesota?

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No, they just fill in when the local kids are tied up with rehab and jail sentences!
 
and I thought Oscar was "down, with the homeys."
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Thats a good laugh! Glad he didn't have any weapons on him and try to play Zoro.

Just be careful and check all the closets/storage areas. Maybe his Mom IS inside the office with a meat cleaver waiting for Moosie to work late tonight.....
 
We have a bunch of them "morning Stupids" down here in AZ, they hang out at home depot and they run up to people in trucks yelling some yab-daba mumbling shit that no one can understand. so consider Idaho a godsend you only have one, that was a good story, they should pay cops more money.
 
Hey Moose man

Yeah we get that alot down here to .
Morning stupid , hey stupid ,
The usual hey shithead reply back usually stops it.
Cj and I have had these illegal discussions many times, we have many of the same problems. I just think all the stupids ought to just go home...
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