Bro, Do You Even Lift? (Off-season ways to stay in shape)

[GrantK]

I didn't know that was a thing. But how'd you do?

I do decently on the national level, competitive ice climbing isn't exactly a huge sport in the US, I might still be ranked in the top 10? that drops every year as more mutant strong kids get into the sport...
on the international level, the US world cup team is getting better but until pretty much last year was light years behind the Russians and Koreans, they treat competitive ice climbing like the US treats Bowling...

 

[Irrelevant]

I do decently on the national level, competitive ice climbing isn't exactly a huge sport in the US, I might still be ranked in the top 10? that drops every year as more mutant strong kids get into the sport...
on the international level, the US world cup team is getting better but until pretty much last year was light years behind the Russians and Koreans, they treat competitive ice climbing like the US treats Bowling...

https://www.usaiceclimbing.org/news


Not going to lie, I had ice walls in my head not... well, this:

 

[Sasquatchewan]

Ah yes, carrying the largesse off the mountain on a backboard gym. I do not miss that.

When they overflow over the spineboard so you have to roll up the rolls to get your hands in the handles!!!

 

[GrantK]

https://www.usaiceclimbing.org/news
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Not going to lie, I had ice walls in my head not... well, this:
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Ha, the structure in Michigan is pretty ghetto... this is a better view of what the sport entails...

 

[GrantK]

or the structure the first photo was from, ignore my poor climbing...

 

[noharleyyet]

What's an offseason?

Thanksgiving and Christmas day . . .

 

[BenInMT]

Get a GF with a high libido, but makes you do all the work.

3 minutes cardio per day is hardly enough to stay fit

 

[ZMT588]

Get a GF with a high libido, but makes you do all the work.

I ended up marrying her...

 

[ZMT588]

3 minutes cardio per day is hardly enough to stay fit

THREE?? Your lady must be lucky!

 

[Lilhowie83]

I ended up marrying her...

What happened to her libido then?

 

[Stocker]

What happened to her libido then?

It’s the damn wedding cake.

 

[Nameless Range]

Crossfit 4 days a week is the goal. Here’s yesterday’s workout. Just awful.

 

[OntarioHunter]

Crossfit 4 days a week is the goal. Here’s yesterday’s workout. Just awful.


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Where did you get that handout? Funeral parlor?

 

[elkduds]

I do these every day,

Then they send me here all weekend.

 

[Walkathon]

Nothing right now. Need to get back in shape. I quit using my Chuck Norris Total Gym because my facial hair didn't fill in like Chuck's. Thought about reporting the issue to the Better Business Bureau, but didn't.

 

[LuketheDog]

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My day yesterday consisted of a large silver maple removal followed by an Asian style cabbage wrap (or 7) my wife made with deer and antelope from this fall.

That's some good-looking firewood ya got there...

 

[MThuntr]

Crossfit 4 days a week is the goal. Here’s yesterday’s workout. Just awful.


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Beyond the White Board is an evil place! I think I did this a few weeks ago...I can feel me quads burning.

 

[AvidIndoorsman]

Crossfit 4 days a week is the goal. Here’s yesterday’s workout. Just awful.


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I made it a personal goal to never do a burpee.

 

[Dave N]

3 minutes cardio per day is hardly enough to stay fit

Yeah, but if on a daily basis, who cares?

 

[Bigjay73]

Crossfit 4 days a week is the goal.

No, no it isn't