Being prepared

Gunner46

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This just in from a friend:


"While out walking along the edge of a pond just outside of The Villages with my soon to be ex we where discussing property settlement and other divorce issues.

We were surprised by a 12'alligator which emerged from the murky water and charged us with jaw open. She must have been protecting her nest because she was extremely aggressive. If I had not had my Beretta Jetfire .25 caliber pistol, I would not be here today! Just one shot to my estranged wife's knee cap was all it took...

The 'gator got her easily and I was able to escape by just walking away.

It's one of the best pistols in my collection. Plus the amount I saved in lawyers’ fees was really incredible."
 

huntRme

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My girlfriend gave me this:

Once a man was driving across the plains and picked up a hitch-hiking Native American. The hitch-hiker sat in silence till he noticed a paper bag on the seat between himself and the driver. His curiosity got the best of him and he finally asked, "what's in the bag?"

The driver replied, "a bottle of wine. I got it for my wife."

The hitch-hiker sat in silence for a moment, then responded, "good trade."
 
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