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Bear Attack

guppie9

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On a tour of Oregon, the Pope took a couple
of days off to visit Crater Lake for some
sightseeing. He was cruising along the
campground in the Pope-mobile when there
was a frantic commotion just at the edge
of the woods.

A helpless man, wearing sandals, Hawaiian
shorts, a save-the-whales tee shirt and a
tree-hugger hat was struggling frantically,
thrashing around trying to free himself from
the jaws of a 10 foot brown bear.

As the pope watched horrified, a group of
loggers came racing up. One ran up and
quickly fired a 44 mag into the bear's chest.
The other two reached out and pulled the
bleeding semiconscious man from the bear.

Then using long clubs, the three loggers
beat the bear to death and hauled it to
their truck

Immediately the Pope shouted and
summoned them to come over.
"I give you my blessing for your brave
actions!" he told them,
"I heard that there was bitter hatred
between loggers and environmental
activists. But now I have seen with
my own eyes that this is not true."

As the Pope drove off, one logger
asked his buddies "Who was that?"

"It was the Pope," one replied. !
"He is in direct contact with God,
and has access to all of God's wisdom."

"Well," the logger said, "he may have
access to God's wisdom, but he sure
doesn't know anything about
bear hunting.

By the way, is the bait holding up okay,
or do we need to go back to Eugene
and grab another one?
 
Leupold BX-4 Rangefinding Binoculars

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