Assicons

[ELKCHSR]

Well, how about some "ASSICONS?"
Here goes:

(_!_) a regular ass

(__!__) a fat ass

(!) a tight ass

(_*_) a sore ass

{_!_} a swishy ass

(_ x_) kiss my ass

(_X_) leave my ass alone

(_zzz_) a tired ass

(_E=mc2_) a smart ass

(_$_) Money coming out of his ass

(_?_) Dumb Ass

[_I_] Hard Ass

(_M&M_) Candy Ass

(_/V\_) Bite my ass

(_O_) Punk Ass

(_8_) Taint

~(_~_)~ Stinky ass