Well, how about some "ASSICONS?"
Here goes:
(_!_) a regular ass
(__!__) a fat ass
(!) a tight ass
(_*_) a sore ass
{_!_} a swishy ass
(_ x_) kiss my ass
(_X_) leave my ass alone
(_zzz_) a tired ass
(_E=mc2_) a smart ass
(_$_) Money coming out of his ass
(_?_) Dumb Ass
[_I_] Hard Ass
(_M&M_) Candy Ass
(_/V\_) Bite my ass
(_O_) Punk Ass
(_8_) Taint
~(_~_)~ Stinky ass
Here goes:
(_!_) a regular ass
(__!__) a fat ass
(!) a tight ass
(_*_) a sore ass
{_!_} a swishy ass
(_ x_) kiss my ass
(_X_) leave my ass alone
(_zzz_) a tired ass
(_E=mc2_) a smart ass
(_$_) Money coming out of his ass
(_?_) Dumb Ass
[_I_] Hard Ass
(_M&M_) Candy Ass
(_/V\_) Bite my ass
(_O_) Punk Ass
(_8_) Taint
~(_~_)~ Stinky ass