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Assassin recruitment

Sytes

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3 candidates completed the recruitment for an assassin position...

Recruiter: Ok #1 - here is your gun. enter behind this grey door and put an end to your spouse.
#1: I can't do that, sir!!??!? She is my wife!
Recruiter: You failed the final test. Take your spouse home - your out.
#2 - your turn... here is your gun - your spouse is behind this door... put an end to your spouse.
#2: Eh,... okay (he takes the gun and enters.)
A couple minutes later #2 exits the room wiping tears away and wimpering... "I can not do this - I am sorry."
Recruiter: You failed the final test. Take your spouse home - your out as well.
#3 - your turn ~ here is your gun - get in there and take care of business - your spouse is inside. Put an end to him.
#3: Ok - (She takes the gun and enters.)

Pow! Pow... Pow! pow... Pow! pow! several more rounds were fired! Suddenly the recruiters outside the door loud crashing sounds! BANG! CRASH!

A couple minutes later #3 exits the room sweaty as hell! Panting and looking rather exhausted!
Recruiter: What the hell went on? What is going on???


#3: Sheesh! Darn gun was full of BLANKS! So I wacked the hell out of him him with the chair repeatedly until he was dead! :D
 
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