Left Behind
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....... Del died suddenly one day. April was taking care of the funeral arrangements with the undertaker when she was asked how she wanted Del's obituary to read.
April asked the undertaker, "How much does an obituary cost?"
The undertaker replied, "One dollar per word."
April then said, "I want the obituary to read - DEL IS DEAD."
The undertaker was an old fishing buddy of Del's and he was a little disturbed by such a curt obituary, so he offered, "I'll make you a special deal since I knew Del so well. I'll pay for half of the obituary out of my own pocket."
April's face lit up and she replied, "Great. I want it to read - DEL IS DEAD, BOAT FOR SALE."
April asked the undertaker, "How much does an obituary cost?"
The undertaker replied, "One dollar per word."
April then said, "I want the obituary to read - DEL IS DEAD."
The undertaker was an old fishing buddy of Del's and he was a little disturbed by such a curt obituary, so he offered, "I'll make you a special deal since I knew Del so well. I'll pay for half of the obituary out of my own pocket."
April's face lit up and she replied, "Great. I want it to read - DEL IS DEAD, BOAT FOR SALE."
