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Silent But Deadly

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Ha Ha!
I actually bought a fart machine this weekend, which is also sold on that site. (Remote controlled fart noise maker) We went out to dinner at the most expensive restaurant in Bozeman with Rude Dog and his wife for his wife's B-day. When they weren't looking, we slipped it into his Wife's gift bag and set it right next to them. When the waitress was taking our order, I hit the remote button and a fart sounded right between them. After a few glasses of wine, things got out of hand and everyone in the restaurant were either giggling or giving us dirty looks.
 

Big Sky

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Now that is funny. I just wish you would of had a video camera. So now I'm wondering who got the blame on the first go-round Greenhorn or his wife?
 

Horn Seeker

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OH hell, that was no biggie for Kurt, he probably just thought he was shitting his drawers. And we know it wouldn't surprise Mrs. Greeny either as she has a lot of experience with Greeny and his poops.
 

Big Sky

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Hornseeker, you forget that Mrs. Greenhorn is a class act. The only time she lacked class was the day she said "I do", man has she ever had to pay for those two words.
 
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