Any ladies looking for an elk hunt?

Ill put on a dress to have someone take me on a guided 11 day elk hunt. If his hunting skills are as developed as his grammar, should be in for a treat.
 
Like Wayne Gretzky said, you miss 100% of the shots you never take!
 
you would have to have warm clothing a sleeping bag and a par of boots, I will have the rest and pay for anything else we need, including chloroform...

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All I can make out are 2 horses in the pic. Is one of the horses doing the advertising? Maybe It would rather carry around a female for a change?
 
That's got 'sexual assault' written all over it.

I like where he says he will pay for anything else needed.
 
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