Speaking of chainsaws and butchering.... The same cousin that was arrested for the cow eating the neighbors garden was assisting in the butchering of a sheep. When the bone saw couldn't be located to split the carcass, said cousin fired up his chainsaw (which he kept in his bedroom closet) and sawed the carcass in half. Chainsaw was returned to its storage location without a deep clean. Needless to say, a few days later the hunt was on for the dead animal smell in the house. Just to be clear, "I'm Rednecker than any of you."