Any hockey fans out there?

Oilers and Panthers final is what I’m hoping for.
I’m bummed I have to check out early tonight for MY Timberpups WCF game 1.
I wish these leagues would sort of kinda work together to plan these conference finals and finals games so they’re not competing against each other. There were no games in last night…. Just saying.
 
Toronto Maple Leafs Captain - Auston Matthews, California, USA

Dallas Stars Captain - Jamie Been, BC, Canada

Regardless of where the Team's from, Canadians always win the Cup! 🤷‍♂️

Oilers FTW!!!
I know we’ve got you Canuckleheads outnumbered, but that’s loser talk. You’re better than that, haha
 
The only thing the Oilers will be taking home is an outrageously high medical bill from the American smackdown that's about to be laid on 'em.

Go Stars!
 
No one's taking home any outrageous medical bills in Canada, my guy... 🤣🤣🤣

Any and all bills accrued in the great state of Texas will still have to be paid - going to Canada may work to dodge drafts, but the great eye of the American medical system sees all.
 
good hockey tonight. Marchand is a menace. Would love him in my team, would hate to play against him.
Tkachuk is the same. FL played a tight game last night. I liked the Canes game up until midway thru the third - they were way more physical than usual. We just couldn’t solve Bobroske and Freddy didn’t have his best night. The early penalty on Aho was bullshit and led to early goal and momentum for FL.
 
good hockey tonight. Marchand is a menace. Would love him in my team, would hate to play against him.
I use to hate him...then when i saw hes a huge hunter, I had to almost like him...Now that he is a Panther, Im a big fan! Lookin good last night, the depth of the panthers has Cup run all over it, 17 players with a goal in the playoffs is pretty impressive. Dal/Oil should be a good series, I think this is the year Dal gets through to the finals.
 
I use to hate him...then when i saw hes a huge hunter, I had to almost like him...Now that he is a Panther, Im a big fan! Lookin good last night, the depth of the panthers has Cup run all over it, 17 players with a goal in the playoffs is pretty impressive. Dal/Oil should be a good series, I think this is the year Dal gets through to the finals.
Nope, Dallas loses in 4
 
A little birdie told me that Zach Hyman steals from charities for elderly disabled people, and Leon Draisaitl is an animal abuser. Spread the word!
 
A little birdie told me that Zach Hyman steals from charities for elderly disabled people, and Leon Draisaitl is an animal abuser. Spread the word!
Don’t put this on the internet!!!! That makes it true!!!!
 
Don’t put this on the internet!!!! That makes it true!!!!

And now we play the waiting game. Which, coincidentally, seems to be the game that Dallas is playing tonight. Who would someone email on a hockey team to remind them that they have to shoot the freaking puck in order to score goals, which is necessary to win? Asking for a friend.

Edit: Called mafia boss who's rigging these games, and made him a deal he couldn't refuse. Seems to have worked!
 
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Wild third period. I needed two shots from Hintz to hit a bigass player prop parlay. He got 0. Goose egg. Took as many shots in the game as I did tonight. More reason to cheer against Dallas.
 
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