GunNut76
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A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud, blood-curdling scream is heard coming from the bathroom.
A moment later, another loud scream reverberates through the bar, so the bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why the drunk is screaming in shear agony.
"What's all the screaming about in there? You're scaring my customers away."
"I'm just sitting here on the toilet trying to do my thing, and every time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my testicles."
With that, the bartender opens the stall door to take a look and exclaims, "You idiot! You're sitting on the mop bucket!"
A moment later, another loud scream reverberates through the bar, so the bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why the drunk is screaming in shear agony.
"What's all the screaming about in there? You're scaring my customers away."
"I'm just sitting here on the toilet trying to do my thing, and every time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my testicles."
With that, the bartender opens the stall door to take a look and exclaims, "You idiot! You're sitting on the mop bucket!"
