A little humour for your day

Tom Brady: Monitored his health with a strict exercise and nutrition plan and regular advanced medical testing.Ken Stabler: Woke up that morning so figured he was probably ok.Advantage: Stabler

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Stabler: Woke up and got a solid start on his first pack of Lucky Strikes and downed a few warm PBR and was ready to go. Advantage Stabler.
 
Great movie quote:

Mpudi: [looking at Steyn in a suit] And why are you so beautiful?
Steyn: I'm going to the school to give her these.
Mpudi: You gonna look like that?
Steyn: Like what?
Mpudi: Like it's a funeral. You've gotta smile, man, and tell her she looks good.
Steyn: How come suddenly you're an expert on women?
Mpudi: I got seven wives. How many you got?
Steyn: So why aren't you at home with your seven wives?
Mpudi: I know how to marry them. Nobody knows how to live with them.
Steyn: So, what did you marry them for?
Mpudi: Someday I have to tell you the facts of life...

Excluding internet searching, this is a classic!
 

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