A little humour for your day

Little Larry attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse running his hands up and down the horses legs and rump and chest. After a few minutes Larry asked "Dad, why are you doing that?" His father replied "Because when I'm buying horses I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy". Larry looking worried said "Dad I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom."
 
If there was a hole in the straw it wouldn't work correctly for it full length. If it was a whole straw then it would be complete to each end where the hole is. That hole is connected to the hole on the other end by the whole straw. What was the question again?
 

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