A little humour for your day

[Deleted member 28227]

 

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[Wildabeest]

I see now... haha! Had to get beyond the GNUS business / stock market ticker that Google has figured identifies with my interest.
Heh, Well, not only have I learned what a Gnus is, I also have a better understanding of @Wildabeest userID.

Thanks for the info.

I’m a poet, and now you gnow it…

 

[noharleyyet]

 

[Wy Guy]

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Oh my goodness, this is killing me. Shared with my wife and now we can't stop laughing.

 

[Huntkook]

 

[Huntkook]

 

[Deleted member 28227]

 

[Tradewind]

 

[Keep on]

 

[noharleyyet]

 

[noharleyyet]

International humour...

 

[kansasdad]

 

[kansasdad]

 

[noharleyyet]

 

[Cogreeny]

 

[antelopedundee]

A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job.The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?"He replies, "Yes, caffeine. I can't drink coffee."
"OK, have you ever been in the military?"
"Yes," he says, "I was in Iraq for one tour."
The interviewer says, "That will give you 5 extra points toward employment." Then he asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"
The guy says, "Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both my testicles."
The interviewer grimaces and then says, "Okay. You've got enough points for me to hire you right now. Our regular hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 pm. You can start tomorrow at 10:00 am, and plan on starting at 10:00 am every day."
The guy is puzzled and asks, "If the work hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 pm, why don't you want me here until 10:00 am?"
"This is a government job", the interviewer says. "For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point for you to come in for that....

 

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