A little humour for your day

[MarvB]

Flashback!

 

[VikingsGuy]

Fun Fact: The beat to "Stay-in Alive" is the right cadence for CPR chest compressions.

 

[OntarioHunter]

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Fun Fact: The beat to "Stay-in Alive" is the right cadence for CPR chest compressions.

"Onward Christian Soldiers" works better.

 

[Sytes]

 

[longbow51]

A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students.

"Human beings are the only animals that stutter," she said.

A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered."

The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the little girl to explain.

"Well, I was playing in the back yard with my kitty-cat, and the Rottweiler next door was really barking. Finally he took a long run, and jumped the fence.

My kitty arched her back, and said, Ffff, Ffff, Ffff, but before she could get the word out the Rottweiler ate her,".

 

[Southern Elk]

 

[hank4elk]

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with a NYC accent...

 

[AvidIndoorsman]

"Onward Christian Soldiers" works better.

First down @VikingsGuy

 

[VikingsGuy]

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First down @VikingsGuy

Typically @Ben Lamb is the arbiter of truth in this type of thread

 

[AvidIndoorsman]

Typically @Ben Lamb is the arbiter of truth in this type of thread

Matter of actual life or death.

We would have also accepted your daughter’s ruling.

 

[FamilyMan]

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Fun Fact: The beat to "Stay-in Alive" is the right cadence for CPR chest compressions.

Another Fun Fact: "Another One Bites the Dust" also has the right cadence - a bit ironic.

 

[noharleyyet]

 

[Straight Arrow]

Another Fun Fact: "Another One Bites the Dust" also has the right cadence - a bit ironic.

TAPS does not work.

 

[Dakotakid]

TAPS does not work.

How about Let the Bodies hit the floor? Which is titled just Bodies but I wasn’t sure if some would get the reference.

 

[Ben Lamb]

Technically, it's the base line to "Rio"

But I'll allow the Brothers Gibb.

Play on.

 

[Stocker]

Another Fun Fact: "Another One Bites the Dust" also has the right cadence - a bit ironic.

I think the cowbell in this one would work too.

 

[AvidIndoorsman]

Technically, it's the base line to "Rio"

But I'll allow the Brothers Gibb.

Play on.

I'm so glad I don't come to you for medical advice

 

[VikingsGuy]

I suppose I shouldn’t be surprised that one small non-sequitur has spawned a mini-thread all its own

 

[noharleyyet]

I suppose I shouldn’t be surprised that one small non-sequitur has spawned a mini-thread all its own

 

[VikingsGuy]

I think the cowbell in this one would work too.