A little humour for your day

[longbow51]

I was recently asked who my favorite vampire was. I said, "The muppet from Sesame Street,".

"He doesn't count," they said.

"I can assure you, he does,".

 

[Hilljackoutlaw]

 

[noharleyyet]

Memory Lane...

 

[noharleyyet]

Beware....she can move in any direction

 

[longbow51]

 

[longbow51]

 

[noharleyyet]

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...and

 

[noharleyyet]

Fire this branding exec....

 

[Festus]

getting old but had to share...

 

[Nick87]

Fire this branding exec....
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#dontsaygayshoe

 

[noharleyyet]

Dad joke wannabe...

 

[noharleyyet]

 

[kansasdad]

^^^^^^

Here’s what happens if you catch the shrimp and you turn out to be allergic to shellfish….

 

[Flatrock]

My 5 year old this weekend at my in-law's dinner table: "Hey grandpa! When are you going to die?!?!"

 

[220yotekiller]

The other day I called my wife while the kids were ice skating, in the middle of the the conversation I heard her yell across the rink at my 3 year old, "Stop licking the wall!"

 

[noharleyyet]

 

[kansasdad]

 

[Ben Lamb]

 

[noharleyyet]

 

[QuazyQuinton]

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I hated the Lakers before 1995. Go Blazers!

QQ

PS A proper dose of humility requires me to acknowledge that the Blazers are right there with the Lakers this year in the battle for mediocrity.