bigtusker
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A man was stopped by a game-warden in Northern Minnesota recently with
two buckets of fish leaving a lake well known for its fishing. The
game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?"
The man replied to the game warden, "No, sir. These are my pet fish."
"Pet fish?!" the warden replied. "Yes, sir. Every night I take these
here fish down to the lake and let them swim around for a while. I
whistle and they jump back into their buckets, and I take em home."
"That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that!" The man looked at the
game warden for a moment, and then said, "Here, I'll show you. It
really works." "O.K. I've GOT to see this!." The game warden was
curious now. The man poured the fish in to the river and stood and
waited. After several minutes, the game warden turned to the man and
said, "Well."........"Well, What?" the man responded. "When are you going to
call them back?" The game warden prompted. "Call who back?" The man
asked. "The FISH." "What fish?" The man asked...
<FONT COLOR="#800080" SIZE="1">[ 28 May 2001 15:53: Message edited by: bigtusker ]</font>
two buckets of fish leaving a lake well known for its fishing. The
game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?"
The man replied to the game warden, "No, sir. These are my pet fish."
"Pet fish?!" the warden replied. "Yes, sir. Every night I take these
here fish down to the lake and let them swim around for a while. I
whistle and they jump back into their buckets, and I take em home."
"That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that!" The man looked at the
game warden for a moment, and then said, "Here, I'll show you. It
really works." "O.K. I've GOT to see this!." The game warden was
curious now. The man poured the fish in to the river and stood and
waited. After several minutes, the game warden turned to the man and
said, "Well."........"Well, What?" the man responded. "When are you going to
call them back?" The game warden prompted. "Call who back?" The man
asked. "The FISH." "What fish?" The man asked...
<FONT COLOR="#800080" SIZE="1">[ 28 May 2001 15:53: Message edited by: bigtusker ]</font>
