Why the Eastside is Better than the Westside

[Amberjack]

1. No goofy ass diagonal street

2. Closer to Canyon and Saguaro

3. Closer to the Salt River

4. Closer to Payson

5. No redneck mentality

6. We look west and see this brown haze that the Westsiders atmosphere

7. We acutally have street with names instead of numbers.

8. We have malls that actually stay in business.

9. If you work in Phoenix you don't have to drive with the sun in your eyes in the morning or evening.

10. No goofy ass diagonal street with 6 way intersections.

 

[LawVegas]

Spoken like a trooper, mon capitan! If I might be so bold . . .

11. The only institute of higher learning in the state in on the east side.

12. East is an integral part of yeast, and I like to eat bread!

13. Tempe Town Lake has bass in it.

14. Tempe hasn't always had a fag for a mayor.

15. I like brown (you racists!).

 

[Delw]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>The only institute of higher learning in the state in on the east side<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Please say your not talking about ASU that place couldnt teach a dog to sit let alone anything else.. well wait they have class's like

1.How to live with a bisexual partner

2. How to be more passionet to women

3. Then they have the art class's OMG

4. For lesbian lovers class(actually that might be a good one)

5... There are plenty more let me think...


Delw

 

[Amberjack]

Del you need to get more in touch with your feminine side

LMAO

 

[LawVegas]

On behalf of that great institution, please allow me to apologize if being passionate with women offends you. . . . Uh, are you SURE you don't like our Mayor? j/k

As to the other classes . . . okay, you win!

 

[Delw]

LMAO


Delw

 

[Westy...]

Our redneck one ton 4 door pickup trucks will crush you Grey Poupon spreading limo driving eastsider's.

Westy...

 

[LawVegas]

Now you've gone too far. NOBODY touches my Grey Poupon!! Messing with a man's food . . . typical Westsider.

 

[Amberjack]

Oh I see Westy threats now huh, well tell ya what I know of a guy who will meet you in a gay bar with toothless guys in it. He will open up some bitch whoop ass on you and you will become the entertainment for the night.

Oh yeah this bar is in Apache Junction.

 

[Lie Guy]

Yeah, what Westy said and further more all the thin, FEMALE thong wearing coed's from the east side show off at lake "no fish" Pleasant.

 

[LawVegas]

Do we have to include Apache Junction on the East side?

 

[Amberjack]

I would rather not, I think Apache Juntion is where they put the Westside rejects

 

[LawVegas]

Okay, it is official AJ (NOT AmberJack, oh beloved Bass Commander) is out!! Any other hamlets we should exclude from the pure East side team?

 

[Delw]

HAHA....

lets see we have Westy,AZHUNTERR, lieguy and me from the west side and back seat suck steveM.. yup I think we could kick your butts in a tourny


Delw

 

[Lie Guy]

Yeah, what Del said!

 

[LawVegas]

You are talking awful tough for a guy who can easily outfish me. Please not to forget we have a man who can command Bass on our side. We have Gary and Derek Yamamoto. We have Roland Martin, Kevin VanDam, Larry Nixon, Davy Hite, Mark Davis and Tim Horton (they all live to the east of you). We have Got Fish?. What the heck am I saying? GF? is our secret weapon. We have brains, brawn, money (that's you , AJ), cunning and deceit (me, thank you). So boys, put your money on the table, let's see what you've got!

 

[Delw]

OH man I forgot you Have GOTFISH? we would never have a chance with the BASS Conosour...
Delw

 

[Westy...]

Don't forget Mountanman, as long as he's on the back of my boat he's gonna catch fish.

Plus I'll take Photoshop Fisherman he can always enhance our catch.

Westy...

 

[got fish?]

My slothful servants, go to:

http://www.huntandlodge.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=37&t=000296

 

[Lie Guy]

This is never going to happen. The east side guys would never show up. Besides I don't think any of them have finished the class on how to put line on your reel let alone tie a hook on the end of it.