Who else thinks this is the Funniest Website on the net...

[Moosie]

Not Hunttalk you Morons....

but this one :

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com

Some of the 9 pages of Coments almost made me Crap my pants. I've read them before but tonight for some reason I can hardley read them without Crying... And Speaking of Crying, Chuck Norris needs a Stunt couble in his Movies for Crying

Chuck Norris puts the laughter in manslaughter.

Chuck Norris make onions CRY!!!

On Valentine's Day, Chuck Norris gives his wife the still beating heart of one of his enemies. Being very romantic, Chuck Norris believes every day should be Valentine's Day.

Chuck Norris uses Tabasco Sauce for eye drops.


HAHAHAH !!!

 

[AZ402]

One of the funniest EVER!!

 

[wilecoyote76]

Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
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Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
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and my favorite (from the first page) -

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING

 

[noharleyyet]

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

 

[DRAFTSTUD]

I was just wondering about that site this morning while watching something as I drank my Morning Coffee! What scare me is Moosie was on the same wave length......or was it Chuck using his super powers to call this Meeting together.....Nah! Just a fluke! John

 

[BigHornRam]

Funny stuff but doesn't come close to Buzz and CHSR swapping spit on this site!

 

[cjcj]

Anyone think the Chuckster is banging... Christie Brinkley?

 

[DRAFTSTUD]

cjcj, If He wants to........

 

[noharleyyet]

Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday."

 

[Wazzu_Cougar]

Chuck Norris wears ribbed condoms inside out....for his pleasure.

Chuck Norris is suing NBC because of copyright infringements for the show "Law and Order. This is already the name of Chuck's right and left hand.

 

[Spitz]

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse-kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

And My Favorite . . .

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

 

[Moosie]

Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.