What do you think about while in a traffic jam?

[Elkhunter]

BERLIN (Reuters) - A third of German motorists fantasize about sex when stuck in traffic while only 10 percent think of finding an alternate route, according to a motor club survey published Thursday.



Eight percent think about how much petrol they have, seven percent about their next meal, and seven percent about going to a toilet. Six percent think about their careers.


One in ten caught focus on their families, seven percent on shopping lists and another seven percent worry about the damage the traffic jam might do to their clutch. Only six percent said they don't think about anything in traffic jams.


The Auto Club Europa (ACE) in Stuttgart said 1,833 motorists took part in the Internet survey on what occupies their thoughts when traffic comes to a standstill.

 

[pawclaws]

I look at the other drivers' faces! You can tell who is horney, hungry, running late, and who needs to find a bathroom!

 

[Elkhunter]

LOL The ones laughing are listening to Howard Stern.

 

[ELKCHSR]

LMAO Guy's...I saw this the other day.... I am glad I am out of that regular rat race and out of Western Washington so I don't have to live the nightmare any more...

 

[Elkhunter]

Ahhhhhhh, the joys of traffic.

 

[tnctcb]

since i am usually in a traffic jam sitting about 4 feet above the cars i am usually paying attention............. to the cars next to me. if the seat cover next to me isnt worth looking at i will let the next one move up. sometimes i get flipped off, sometimes they dont realize im doing it and sometimes well you just have to drive a truck to understand

 

[ELKCHSR]

I understand exactly and fully know what a seat cover is...

 

[RogueWarrior1957]

I'm claustrophobic...you don't want to know what I think and how I act in a traffic jam. Can't stand those other a'holes in my space! I go through the big cities in the off hours. I have gone so far as stopping outside of a big city and having a meal to wait out rush hour. Otherwise it's a pretty ugly picture. Imagine a 6'4" 270 pound (+/-) sasquatch having a "Bill the Cat" spaz attack in the middle of the freeway. "Okay...calm down sir...everything is going to be alright...please just take your Prozak, and wait for those nice men in the white coats...."

And never EVER yell "BOO" at me on an elevator! Something about confined spaces that scare me to death.

-RW-

 

[Hunterman]

When I'm stuck in trafic, I have only one thing on MY mind

Hunterman(Tony)

 

[ELKCHSR]

LMAO You two....
I'm glad you told me Rogue, that is one of the things I love to do in elevatores to liven things up...

 

[Elkhunter]

You have a mean streak in you Russ.

 

[ELKCHSR]

!!! M E !!!
!!! G A S P !!!