Wife's roommate freshman year was from Climax, MI, but if you asked her she was from "a small farm town by Battle Creek."
She was pretty mousey, socially awkward as hell, and did strange things like buy boxes of #2 pencils and then break them one at a time "for stress relief."
First day back in the dorm caf after Thanksgiving she was being extra quiet and acting stranger than normal. Someone asked what was wrong, "I dont want to talk about it." Smelling blood, the girls went on the attack... She then blurts out, "my parents got caught having $ex in the TSC parking lot in Battle Creek...by a cop...i said i dont want to talk about it!!"
Strange things happening in southwest michigan!!