WAL-MART Shoppers

[Quick Draw]

Two old guys are pushing their carts around Wal-Mart when they collide.

The first old guy says to the second guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking

for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."

The second old guy says, "That's OK, It's a coincidence. I'm looking

for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."

The first old guy says, "Well, maybe I can help you find her. What does she

look like?"

The second old guy says, "Well, she is 27 yrs old, tall, with red hair, blue

eyes, long legs, big busted, and is wearing short shorts. What does your wife

look like?"

To which the first old guy says, "Doesn't matter, let's look for yours."

Quick Draw

 

[Quiet_One]

LOL, thats funny and kinda mean

 

[wyomuley]

LOL that is to funny

 

[Orca Lover]

Its funny cuz its true!!!

 

[Bandit]

Sounds like something that would be done at our Walmart LMAO.