Turkey hunter

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An 80-year-old
> man went to the doctor for a check up and the doctor was
> amazed at what good
> shape the guy was in.
>
> The doctor asked, "To what do you attribute your
> good health?"
>
> The Old Timer said, "I'm a turkey hunter, and
> that's why
> I'm in such good shape. I'm up well before
> daylight and out chasing
> turkeys up and
> down the mountains."
>
> The doctor said, "Well, I'm sure
> that helps, but there has got to be more to it. How
> old was your dad when
> he died?"
>
> The Old Timer said, "Who said my dad's
> dead?"
>
> The doctor
> said, "You mean you're 80-years-old and your
> dad's still alive? How old is
> he?"
>
> The Old Timer said, "He's 100-yrs-old and, in
> fact, he hunted turkey
> with me this morning, and that's why he's still
> alive... he's a
> turkey
> hunter."
>
> The doctor said, "Well, that's great, but I'm
> sure
> there's more to it. How about your dad's dad?
> How old was he when he
> died?"
>
> The Old Timer said, "Who said my grandpa's
> dead?"
>
> The
> doctor said, "You mean you're 80-years-old and
> your grandfather's still living!
> How old is he?"
>
> The Old Timer said, "He's 118-yrs-old."
>
> The
> doctor was getting frustrated at this point and said,
> "I guess he went turkey
> hunting with you this morning too?"
>
> The Old Timer said, "No... Grandpa
> couldn't go this morning because he got married."
>
> The doctor said in
> amazement, "Got married!! Why would a 118-year-old guy
> want to get
> married?"
>
> The Old Timer said, "Who said he wanted to?"