Trick Question

[Redmt]

When your wife comes up and asks if you're looking for something to do, do not answer. No matter what you say, it's going to cost you.

 

[Muleyfanatic]

Facts

 

[NoWiser]

My wife quit asking me that question because she always found the answer inappropriate. Now she just tells me what to do.

 

[Big Sky Guy]

My wife quit asking me that question because she always found the answer inappropriate. Now she just tells me what to do.

Yea, same, only one way I answer that question, “yes, honey, YOU!”

 

[Dave N]

When your wife comes up and asks if you're looking for something to do, do not answer. No matter what you say, it's going to cost you.

True 'dat!

 

[belshawelk]

Very true. A week later she had a new she shed framed and drywalled. What did I get out of it, a smaller shop.

 

[Redmt]

She says what are you doing? I said, "nothing". Her. Good would you slice the leftover ham from last night dinner? I said I was thinking about going squirrel hunting..she says great, slice the ham first. I said it going to be too late for squirrels. She says that I better hurry then. I still can't figure out where I went wrong.

 

[Rack Daniels]

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[Gellar]

She says what are you doing? I said, "nothing". Her. Good would you slice the leftover ham from last night dinner? I said I was thinking about going squirrel hunting..she says great, slice the ham first. I said it going to be too late for squirrels. She says that I better hurry then. I still can't figure out where I went wrong.

Screw slicing it! Just dump it all into a crockpot with some beans and make ham and bean soup.

 

[pabearhunter]

I am still trying to get done what you ask me to get done 6 months ago !

 

[Redmt]

Screw slicing it! Just dump it all into a crockpot with some beans and make ham and bean soup.

Sure, a 5-6# solid chunk of ham makes for a great soup. What kind of bowl do you eat that out of? You must use a shovel for a spoon?