Top Ten Reasons U Know Ur Redneck

Quiet_One

New member
Joined
Jan 5, 2005
Messages
1,101
1. Your dog rides in your truck more than your wife.
2. You wear specific hats to farm sales, livestock auctions, customer appreciation suppers, and vacations.
3. You have ever had to wash off in the backyard with a garden hose before your wife would let you in the house.
4. You've never thrown away a 5-gallon bucket.
5. You can remember the fertilizer rate, seed population, herbicide rate and yields on a farm you rented 10 years ago, but cannot recall your wife's birthday.
6. You have used a velvet leaf plant as toilet paper.
7. You have driven off the road while examining your neighbors crops.
8. You have borrowed gravel from the county road to fill potholes in your driveway.
9. You have buried a dog and cried like a baby.
10. You've used the same knife to make bull calves steers and peel apples. :cool:
 
Im so busted as a red neck.......Wife said she can relate to numbers 1,3,4,5,7,8,9 and 10
Altho number 3 has been used quiter a bit in this household.Lesson learned when you have neighbors.Wear underwear so when you come home and being hosed off :) you get the point.

btw! Q1 we've used the car wash sprayer on bad days to hose me down hump
 
lol well u guys rednecks :D umm i think im half redneck go outside wear no shoes and get splinteres still do same dumb thing lol:eeK: does hurt though i learned kinda
 
Leupold BX-4 Rangefinding Binoculars

Latest posts

Forum statistics

Threads
113,395
Messages
2,019,602
Members
36,153
Latest member
Selway
Back
Top