"Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience" - Attributed to Mark Twain
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"Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience" - Attributed to Mark Twain
Hired a new kid fresh out of welding school. You cant cut stainless steel with a torch. He was trying like hell to torch some stainless bolts on a truck that we had to take the utility body off of. I tend to let new guus struggle for a bit...see how quick they learn. After a while he brings me a bolt and asks if its stainless. I knew it was but... i felt like messing with him. I looked at it closely, rubbed it clean, smelled it...and finally licked it. Yep, thats stainless. Kids jaw dropped.
4 hours later after not talking to me he asks...."was that a real thing?"
Sigh...have no idea how hard it was saying yes with a straight faced. So if you ever see a kid licking bolts in a hardware store Ill take the blame in that.
An ex girlfriend of my brother's had a real affection for tequila and Marlboro 100s. We were sitting in the backyard on a summer evening and she had about three quarters of the bottle empty and was lighting the next cigarette with the ember of the last one when she gravely warned me not to open the Diet Coke that was in my hands. "That shit gives you cancer," she said.
That's my kind of woman