God now I gotta relive this shitstorm.
Ok baby #3 came along unexpectedly. It took a year of convincing but I got talked into getting the ol snip.
ok I show up, my wife is in the lobby waiting for me. Nurse comes in and says how's it going. I said terrible I'm getting my balls chopped. She laughed, I did not. She asks do you need medication for the pain I said uh yea of course. Then she mentioned something to put me to sleep, Also said Hell yes. Lady hooks me up to the nitrous and I'm higher then a freakin kite thinking I'm gonna pass out. Guess what never happened...... Instead the high part wore off but my body was completely paralyzed and I couldn't move the mask off my face. Doctor comes in. Starts talking to me, I'm screaming in my head but nothing is happening. Homie starts washing the boys with soapy water, I'm having a full blown panic attack. He says ok I'm gonna give you a numbing shot, which hurt like a SOB but I couldnt make a sound. Shortly after that he says ok I'm going to make an incision. Homie starts slicing and dicing before anything is Numb. Also hurt like a SOB. Gets hold of the tube and I'm in full blown panic mode now. He ties that mofo off and burns that sucker, I am screaming bloody murder in my head... Again unable to move or make a noise, now I pass out. Quickly come to and he has started on the other side. Same thing. Homie starts slicing and dicing before anything is numb, I pass out again. wake up and he is stitching me up. He then takes the mask off my face and I regain mobility again. Says how you doing, I then explain to him that I need to leave or something bad is about to happen. I get up out of there look at my wife and say we are F*&#ING leaving. No post op or anything I just left.
As far as recovery. Frozen vegetables for a couple days and you will recover. Your stuff will not work for a bit and that first time is gonna make you question your life's choices. But everything is fine now. Oh and my scars look like gunshot wounds, so that always reminds me of the cluster that whole operation was.