AZHUNTERR
New member
Subject: Cussing 101
A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. "you
> know
> > what?" says the 6 year old. "I think it's about time we started
> > cussing." The 4 year old nods his head in approval. The 6 year old
> > continues, "When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say
> something
> > with 'hell' and you say something with 'ass'. The 4
> > year old agrees with enthusiasm.
> >
> > When their mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old
> what
> > he wants for breakfast, he replies, "Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll
> have
> > some Cheerios." WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across
> the
> > kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with
> his
> > mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step. His mom
> locks
> > him in his room and shouts, "You can just stay there until I let you
> > out!"
> >
> > She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks with
> a
> > stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?"
> >
> > "I don't know," he blubbers, "but you can bet your fat ass it won't
> be
> > Cheerios."
>
A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. "you
> know
> > what?" says the 6 year old. "I think it's about time we started
> > cussing." The 4 year old nods his head in approval. The 6 year old
> > continues, "When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say
> something
> > with 'hell' and you say something with 'ass'. The 4
> > year old agrees with enthusiasm.
> >
> > When their mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old
> what
> > he wants for breakfast, he replies, "Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll
> have
> > some Cheerios." WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across
> the
> > kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with
> his
> > mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step. His mom
> locks
> > him in his room and shouts, "You can just stay there until I let you
> > out!"
> >
> > She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks with
> a
> > stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?"
> >
> > "I don't know," he blubbers, "but you can bet your fat ass it won't
> be
> > Cheerios."
>
