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Snappy Answer #1
A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate
to check tickets.
As a man approached, she extended her hand for the
ticket,
and he opened his trench coat and flashed her.
Without missing a beat she said,
"Sir, I need to see your ticket, not your stub."


Snappy Answer #2
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the
grocery store,
but couldn't find one big enough for her family.
She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any
bigger?"
The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."


Snappy Answer #3
The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped
for speeding rolled
down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day,"
the cop said. The kid
replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could."
When the cop finally
stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a
ticket.

Snappy Answer #4
A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A
sign comes up that reads
low bridge ahead." Before he knows it the bridge is
right ahead of him and
he gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for
miles. Finally, a
police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and
walks around to the
truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says,
"Got stuck, huh?" The
truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge
and ran out of gas."


and finally #5, THE TEACHER Snappy Answer OF THE YEAR
A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's
final exam. "Now class, I
won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here
tomorrow. I might consider
a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or
illness, or a death in your
immediate family but that's it, no other excuses
whatsoever!"
A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raised his
hand and asks, "What
would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from
complete and utter
sexual exhaustion?" The entire class does its best to
stifle their laughter
and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher
smiles sympathetically
at the student, shakes her head, and sweetly says,
Well, I guess you'd have
to write the exam with your other hand."
 
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Those are great!
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