Sh*t our wives do...

[SwaggyD]

Gosh darn it I wish HTM could/would share his thoughts.

 

[Stocker]

Gosh darn it I wish HTM could/would share his thoughts.

HTM could definitely teach us a thing or 3 about WIMMENS

 

[Phaseolus]

Today in the Wife’s 4 runner. Me: Why are the vents all closed? Wifey: I don’t like the air blowing on me. Me: Then why is the heater fan turned on all the way? Wifey: Because I’m cold.

 

[Gellar]

Text this morning from my love:

 

[Wild Bill]

Everybody’s wife.

Wes on Instagram: "#marriedlife #betterhalf #travel #roadtrip #nogas #wife #wifey"

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[LukeDuke]

She asked me if I could just leave the tree like this and carry it to our storage area and put a cover over it for next yr.

 

[choc dogs]

She asked me if I could just leave the tree like this and carry it to our storage area and put a cover over it for next yr.
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Shrink wrap?

 

[duckhunt]

She asked me if I could just leave the tree like this and carry it to our storage area and put a cover over it for next yr.
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Good luck bud.

 

[375H&H]

Wife: will you make me a cup of coffee?
Me: sure.

After taking 2 sips of the coffee I find the cup 4 hours later only to dump it out. I wonder what else I could have been doing instead of making coffee that she wasn’t even going to drink.

Kicker is this happens at least 2 times every day.

 

[MTGomer]

If they are shopping for a big purple man hater I don’t think it matters if you are single or not.

They’re your teammate, not your competition.

 

[WildWill]

They’re your teammate, not your competition.

^^^^^^
This guy gets it

 

[Marshian]

My wife: “Why’d you spend $30 on sweat pants when I could’ve searched Amazon and got you them on sale for $20?!”

Also my wife: “They had a huge sale on kitty litter for 90% off so I bought $100 worth”. Me- “We don’t have a cat so it’s still a waste of $100.” My wife- “But it’s a 90% off sale!!!” Me- stunned silence followed by a beer in another room.

 

[Nick87]

My wife: “Why’d you spend $30 on sweat pants when I could’ve searched Amazon and got you them on sale for $20?!”

Also my wife: “They had a huge sale on kitty litter for 90% off so I bought $100 worth”. Me- “We don’t have a cat so it’s still a waste of $100.” My wife- “But it’s a 90% off sale!!!” Me- stunned silence followed by a beer in another room.

Seriously?

 

[Marshian]

Seriously?

I was being hyperbolic but we definitely buy a ton of shit we either don’t really need or already have because it’s on sale.

 

[375H&H]

I was being hyperbolic but we definitely buy a ton of shit we either don’t really need or already have because it’s on sale.

My wife works at a meat company.

Wife: “My company is having a sale, anything you can fit into a bag for $50.”
Me: “Cool! We don’t need any more red meat, I literally just put down the largest game animal in North America and have 2 freezers full.”

Guess if she brought home a full bag or not.

 

[375H&H]

 

[Sasquatchewan]

I'm married to a monster!

 

[Islander]

Wife: will you make me a cup of coffee?
Me: sure.

After taking 2 sips of the coffee I find the cup 4 hours later only to dump it out. I wonder what else I could have been doing instead of making coffee that she wasn’t even going to drink.

Kicker is this happens at least 2 times every day.

Serve her half a cup.

I have a buddy who always would leave a good 10% of any drink in his glass/mug "for the maid". I started giving him half glasses, and he changed his wasteful ways. Cause I can't afford a maid.

 

[Islander]

Love it when she does this.

 

[Wild Bill]

I'm married to a monster!

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Glad someone else’s wife does this too