Sh*t our kids do

[rtraverdavis]

Hell man, take em after perch, you gotta gouge the eye out for more bait

First thing my son does after I whack a fish on the head is grab it and jam his thumb in its eye. He caught four trout today, all of them eyeless within minutes of being out of the water. All I could do was laugh nervously and try to get the image of Jeffrey Dahmer examining a dead raccoon out of my head…

 

[Deleted member 28227]

actual brag. Immediately after practice the other day (soccer and baseball) I took the kids to a board meeting at a local irr dist. They wanted to discuss water rights. They came into the small CMU shed that they hold meetings in, and I placed them on a bench on the back and told them to be quiet. The meeting went really good, they had great questions, a very complicated WR portfolio and I sorta nerded out on it. When we wrapped up I looked at my watch it'd been 2hrs, it was not only after their bed times but they still hadn't even eating dinner, nothing since lunch at school. I didn't hear so much as a peep, no screens, or books, or anything entertaining involved, just quiet acceptance of a shitty situation (that was Dad's fault).... it's all (all being the trudging misery I've induced almost every weekend) finally paying off.

You training future IRS agents geez

 

[Irrelevant]

You training future IRS agents geez

"A fine and pleasant misery"

 

[WildWill]

Anyone else’s kids have to gouge the eyes out of the fish they catch? Like, should I be concerned?

My daughter treats worms like she's trying to get a confession out of them for the Spanish inquisition. I say let it ride it'll either auto correct or eventually not be your problem .

 

[Gravelyctry]

First thing my son does after I whack a fish on the head is grab it and jam his thumb in its eye. He caught four trout today, all of them eyeless within minutes of being out of the water. All I could do was laugh nervously and try to get the image of Jeffrey Dahmer examining a dead raccoon out of my head…

There's hope. When my son and daughter were little, they would tear the heads off my ducks, stick them on their fingers, and have a puppet 'show'. I'm not gonna lie, though, it was weird. They've both turned into pretty cool people.

 

[HuntTalk Freak]

The stages of grief when you’ve eaten all your chocolate.

Stage one. Panic. Checking the empty wrapper.


Stage Two. Sadness; seeing the wrapper is empty.


Stage Three. Anger.


Stage Four. Quiet acceptance.

 

[noharleyyet]

https://flic.kr/p/2ovDABo

I saw her today at the reception
A glass of wine in her hand
I knew she would meet her connection
At her feet was her footloose man...

 

[WildWill]

https://flic.kr/p/2ovDABo

I saw her today at the reception
A glass of wine in her hand
I knew she would meet her connection
At her feet was her footloose man...

Only thing worse then the pusherman is a pair of pusher grandparents. I'm convinced my parents and in laws feed them bucket loads of candy before we get them back.

 

[noharleyyet]

Only thing worse then the pusherman is a pair of pusher grandparents. I'm convinced my parents and in laws feed them bucket loads of candy before we get them back.

Grandchildren are the reason we don't lose arguments with our children anymore.

Daughter: Did ya'll make her take a nap

Us: No, fire us...

 

[WildWill]

Grandchildren are the reason we don't lose arguments with our children anymore.

Daughter: Did ya'll make her take a nap

Us: No, fire us...

I guess you get what you pay for !

 

[noharleyyet]

I guess you get what you pay for !

Hope she never calls our bluff...

 

[Sasquatchewan]

My two little psychos were running around the house with their faces wrapped in scotch tape yesterday...

 

[WildWill]

Took the kids to see super Mario this Sunday. Wife reading the riot act before movies begin.
My boy wasn't impressed!

 

[BackofBeyond]

My two little psychos were running around the house with their faces wrapped in scotch tape yesterday...

we call that "safety glasses" in my house.

I can neither confirm nor deny that they learned it from dad.

 

[HuntTalk Freak]

Me and the girl share a closet; she grabbed my cold weather mask and thought she was too cool. She also likes to hang in the clothes hamper.

 

[Moserkr]

Me: You’re being a hoarder (wife)
Son(5yo): Dont call my mom a whore dad
Me: There was a D in there!
Wife: *glares*

 

[Irrelevant]

mini pool? IDK

 

[BackofBeyond]

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mini pool? IDK

Get that kid an 8’ horse trough!

 

[p_ham]

The stages of grief when you’ve eaten all your chocolate.

Stage one. Panic. Checking the empty wrapper.
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Stage Two. Sadness; seeing the wrapper is empty.
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Stage Three. Anger.
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Stage Four. Quiet acceptance.

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Me when I wiff a shot with my bow..

 

[p_ham]

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mini pool? IDK

at least the hose isn't down his shorts..