AZHUNTERR
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>REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME...
>
>According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and
>female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop
>their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to
>mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give
>birth in the spring.
>
>Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's
>reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a
>girl.
>
>We should've known -- ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a
>red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.
>
>According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and
>female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop
>their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to
>mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give
>birth in the spring.
>
>Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's
>reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a
>girl.
>
>We should've known -- ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a
>red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.
