Redneck Vacation

[Elkhunter]

Billy Bob and Lester were talking one afternoon
when Billy Bob told Lester, "Y'all, now listen here,
I reckon I'm about ready fer a vacation. Only this
year I'm a gonna do it a little different. The last
few years, I took your suggestions as to where to
go. Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii.

I went to Hawaii and Marie got pregnant. "Then
two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas,
and Marie got pregnant again. "Last year you
suggested Tahiti and darned if Marie didn't get
pregnant again."
Lester asks Billy Bob, "So, what you gonna do this
year that's different?"

Billy Bob says, "This year, I reckon I'm takin' Marie
with me.."

 

[Left Behind]

hehehe......