idnative1948
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A woman
goes into Bass Pro Shop in Calgary to buy a rod and reel for her
grandson’s birthday. She doesn’t know which one to choose so she takes
one over to the
counter.
A Bass
Pro Shop associate is standing there wearing dark shades.
She
says, "Excuse me, sir, Can you tell me anything about this rod and
reel?"
He says, "Ma'am, I'm completely blind; but if you'll drop
it on the counter, I can tell you everything from the sound it makes."
She doesn't believe him but drops it on the counter anyway.
He says, "That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a
Zebco 404 reel and 10-LB. Test line. It's a good all around combination
and it's on sale this week for only $20.00."
She says, "It's
amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on
the counter. I'll take it!"
As she opens her purse, her credit
card drops on the floor.
"Oh, that sounds like a Master Card,"
he says.
She bends down to pick it up and accidentally farts. At
first she is really embarrassed, but then realizes there is no way the
blind clerk could tell it was she who tooted. Being blind, he wouldn't
know that she was the only person around.
The man rings up the
sale and says, "That'll be $34.50 please."
The woman is totally
confused by this and asks, "Didn't you tell me the rod and reel were on
sale for $20.00? How did you get $34.50?"
He replies, "Yes,
Ma'am. The rod and reel is $20.00, but the Duck Call is $11.00 and the
Bear Repellent is
$3.50."
goes into Bass Pro Shop in Calgary to buy a rod and reel for her
grandson’s birthday. She doesn’t know which one to choose so she takes
one over to the
counter.
A Bass
Pro Shop associate is standing there wearing dark shades.
She
says, "Excuse me, sir, Can you tell me anything about this rod and
reel?"
He says, "Ma'am, I'm completely blind; but if you'll drop
it on the counter, I can tell you everything from the sound it makes."
She doesn't believe him but drops it on the counter anyway.
He says, "That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a
Zebco 404 reel and 10-LB. Test line. It's a good all around combination
and it's on sale this week for only $20.00."
She says, "It's
amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on
the counter. I'll take it!"
As she opens her purse, her credit
card drops on the floor.
"Oh, that sounds like a Master Card,"
he says.
She bends down to pick it up and accidentally farts. At
first she is really embarrassed, but then realizes there is no way the
blind clerk could tell it was she who tooted. Being blind, he wouldn't
know that she was the only person around.
The man rings up the
sale and says, "That'll be $34.50 please."
The woman is totally
confused by this and asks, "Didn't you tell me the rod and reel were on
sale for $20.00? How did you get $34.50?"
He replies, "Yes,
Ma'am. The rod and reel is $20.00, but the Duck Call is $11.00 and the
Bear Repellent is
$3.50."
