Ode to HUNT TALK MAN

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In an age of uncertainty and doubt,
One MAN knows the score.
With transcendent clarity,
He cuts through the quaking uncertainty and chaos
Like a flaming sword through the weak.
With a wave of his MAN-sized hand,
He casts a light into the darkness,
Answering the nagging questions of this community
And offering sagely advice no one else can…

For the newbie bashfully seeking elk spots:
LOTS OF ELK UP ROCK CREEK!
The newbie still struggles, as there are many
Rock Creeks in the craggy western climes.
Our hero clarifies:
IN MONTANA
For the would-be influencer without excuses,
Desperate to make a splash:
SHOW US YOR BUTTHOLE!!
Reconciling modern American identity politics:
ATOM AND EVE!!!
NOT ATOM AND STEVE!!!
GOD BLESS!
And,
NEFF!!! THEY SLASHED RANDS TIRS!! THEY AR SATAN!!!
International relations?
TH3 ONLY GGOOD CANADIAN .....
IS A DEAD CANDI3N!!!!

SHOOT.... SHOVEL,,,,, AND SHUT UP!!!!!!!!
Even questions of trivial luxuries, like which vehicle purchase next, are laid to waste with spartan clarity:
WHAM!!! NO ON3 GIVS A FUGG ABOUT YUR CAROLLA!!

Who is this humble servant, this knight of righteousness? He is our brother. He is our father and our grandfather. He is you and me and the spirit that binds us all. HUNT TALK MAN, I salute you.
Keep being you.
 
Oh man this is just fantastic...just fantastic. Hahaha.

I'd be lying if I said he wasn't my favorite forum member. Short sweet and to point...if you disagree you still love it. Here's to you HUNT TALK MAN! A true real man of genius.
 
In an age of uncertainty and doubt,
One MAN knows the score.
With transcendent clarity,
He cuts through the quaking uncertainty and chaos
Like a flaming sword through the weak.
With a wave of his MAN-sized hand,
He casts a light into the darkness,
Answering the nagging questions of this community
And offering sagely advice no one else can…

For the newbie bashfully seeking elk spots:
LOTS OF ELK UP ROCK CREEK!
The newbie still struggles, as there are many
Rock Creeks in the craggy western climes.
Our hero clarifies:
IN MONTANA
For the would-be influencer without excuses,
Desperate to make a splash:
SHOW US YOR BUTTHOLE!!
Reconciling modern American identity politics:
ATOM AND EVE!!!
NOT ATOM AND STEVE!!!
GOD BLESS!
And,
NEFF!!! THEY SLASHED RANDS TIRS!! THEY AR SATAN!!!
International relations?
TH3 ONLY GGOOD CANADIAN .....
IS A DEAD CANDI3N!!!!

SHOOT.... SHOVEL,,,,, AND SHUT UP!!!!!!!!
Even questions of trivial luxuries, like which vehicle purchase next, are laid to waste with spartan clarity:
WHAM!!! NO ON3 GIVS A FUGG ABOUT YUR CAROLLA!!

Who is this humble servant, this knight of righteousness? He is our brother. He is our father and our grandfather. He is you and me and the spirit that binds us all. HUNT TALK MAN, I salute you.
Keep being you.

*shovle.
 
HUNT TALK MAN is no doubt a genius. I’m not a psychiatrist, yet it seems to me that the same anger and joy was channeled in the physical works of Jackson Pollock or musical productions of Wesley Willis. HUNT TALK MAN should be accepted as he comes and not categorized or labeled.
 
Sometimes, the persona of the writer outsizes the body of writing itself. Few examples of this are clearer than that set by poet and novelist Charles Bukowski Hunt Talk Man. He committed to his pages the environment he knew best—that of lowlifes, the forgotten, and the destitute. This sort of life—with all its modest adventures to be found in saloons, motels, booze, and sex—has captivated the adolescent mind for years. And these readers are the chief reason Bukowski Hunt Talk Man is kept alive at all.

Hunt Talk Man is a national treasure and needs to be protected at all costs.
 
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