My wife was raving about how she liked Sears Kenmore appliances, so I surprised her with a new Kenmore canister vacuum cleaner for her birthday ... only to be responded to with a not-so-pleasant surprise reaction. We still have the vacuum, but I was forced to become the primary operator.
Finally, I figgered it out and the next year midway through our float trip down the Wild & Scenic stretch of the Missouri, as she was sitting in the tent at Judith Landing after three days of wind, heat, and warm water beverages, trying to endure her birthday on a roughing-it canoe trip ... I cautiously peeked into the tent wearing a white tee shirt and a clip-on bowtie. I escorted her to the grassy bank of the Missouri, where the caterer out of Lewistown had set up a table with white linens, nice crystal dinnerware, cold water, wine, and beer. We enjoyed a delicious salmon dinner with our accompanying couples, followed by a saturated rum cake, and more cold beverages. When the rainstorm hit, the caterer put us all in one large SUV to continue the birthday party, then left all the cold beverages for us to finish. To this day many years later, I still try to "milk" the husband-of-the-year award received on that great trip!