2rocky
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A bus load of college students from around the country was traveling down the highway when it rolled over. Three students from different schools were killed and they arrived at the Pearly Gates at the same time.
St. Peter greets them with the news that it was a mistake and only two of them were slated to leave the earth. The student that had the most benefit to humanity would be instantly be made alive again.
He asked the first student his name, school, GPA and major.
“Clark Greenburg, Harvard, 3.95, Pre-Law” he replied.
“Did you do any Pro Bono work last summer, Clark?” asked St. Peter.
Greenburg shook his head in shame.
Then St. Peter asked the second student his name, school, and major.
He replied “James Chin, Stanford, 4.0, Pre-Med.”
St. Peter asked “Mr. Chin did you volunteer on any medical missions last summer?”
The student shook his head in the negative.
Then St. Peter turned to the third student who replied “Tom Smith, University of Idaho, 2.5, studying Wildlife Management.”
St Peter looked him in the eye and said “So Tom …Did you fill your Wolf tag this year?”
St. Peter greets them with the news that it was a mistake and only two of them were slated to leave the earth. The student that had the most benefit to humanity would be instantly be made alive again.
He asked the first student his name, school, GPA and major.
“Clark Greenburg, Harvard, 3.95, Pre-Law” he replied.
“Did you do any Pro Bono work last summer, Clark?” asked St. Peter.
Greenburg shook his head in shame.
Then St. Peter asked the second student his name, school, and major.
He replied “James Chin, Stanford, 4.0, Pre-Med.”
St. Peter asked “Mr. Chin did you volunteer on any medical missions last summer?”
The student shook his head in the negative.
Then St. Peter turned to the third student who replied “Tom Smith, University of Idaho, 2.5, studying Wildlife Management.”
St Peter looked him in the eye and said “So Tom …Did you fill your Wolf tag this year?”
