I love my Wife

[Redmt]

I love my wife of 50 years. She cooks and cleans, does my laundry. Rarely complains. She has learned how to run my backhoe and can get a dozer moved if necessary. She loads our firewood stacks and carries it in the house. My only complaint is that she does it when I'm trying to take my afternoon nap!

 

[Gellar]

I love my wife of 50 years. She cooks and cleans, does my laundry. Rarely complains. She has learned how to run my backhoe and can get a dozer moved if necessary. She loads our firewood stacks and carries it in the house. My only complaint is that she does it when I'm trying to take my afternoon nap!

She knows your hunttalk password too!

 

[Redmt]

She knows your hunttalk password too!

That's ok. She doesn't really have much spare time to sit and read.

 

[Howie]

Why that inconsiderate trollop!!! Make sure you rattle all your baking pans while she's napping. Tis only fair

 

[Redmt]

Baking pans? Are those the metal things she prepared my gourmet feasts in?

 

[npaden]

It’s a lazy man who can’t get his wife a second job!

 

[Redmt]

She does have a second job!! On Mondays she goes to my daughter's Bakery to trade her labor for more cookies and cupcakes for me. I did get her a very nice time saver last year. She absolutely loves her new Stihl battery operated chainsaw.

 

[Redmt]

I also bought her a nice little Kubota to make it easier for her to stack firewood.

 

[elkduds]

 

[Redmt]

My wife is reading along on all this. She has a great sense of humor and is enjoying it as much as I am. She really likes the song but draws the line at slippers and tea.

 

[Straight Arrow]

My wife is reading along on all this. She has a great sense of humor and is enjoying it as much as I am. She really likes the song but draws the line at slippers and tea.

You'd better be careful about what she slippers in your tea!

Life insurance? Enough for a new Kubota and Brad-Pitt-like operator?

 

[Gellar]

You'd better be careful about what she slippers in your tea!

Life insurance? Enough for a new Kubota and Brad-Pitt-like operator?

Instead of a pool boy @Redmt has a kubota boy

 

[Redmt]

I'd welcome a Kubota boy. And a Cat boy. I could even use a Case boy and someone who could drive a dump truck and not have to be retrained after lunch.

 

[Hunting Wife]

Chainsaw and Kubota? I love it!

You must realize you’ve bought her all the tools necessary to dispose of your carcass should you step out of line?

At least that’s what my husband would say. Maybe that’s why he has not yet bought me that skid steer….

 

[Redmt]

Chainsaw and Kubota? I love it!

You must realize you’ve bought her all the tools necessary to dispose of your carcass should you step out of line?

At least that’s what my husband would say. Maybe that’s why he has not yet bought me that skid steer….

She just said that You got it right.

 

[Gellar]

I'd welcome a Kubota boy. And a Cat boy. I could even use a Case boy and someone who could drive a dump truck and not have to be retrained after lunch.

I’m in the same boat!