I Dare Ya..

[Gunner46]

Ok..

We've all been there.

Given the dare, or faced the ulitmate humiliation, in front of friends, kids, spouse, and/or family.

What did you actually do ??????????????????????

When we get about 10-15 posts .....I'll tell mine.

 

[kiwi hunta]

Well I'm, one of 8 kids, for our parents 40th wedding anniversary, my 3 older brothers dared me to walk in naked to their surprise anniversary party except for my wedding tackle, so I go to one those naughty adults shop and buy one of those strap on elephants heads where your willy goes in the trunk, so anyway my wife threatens divorce , murder if I go ahead, so I listen carefully and then me and me brothers us being good Irish boys we share a bottle or 2 of bushmills , the plan is set I go early get on the stage behind the curtains, full of single Irish malt wearing me wee elephant head on me willy, I hear my sisters say yep the boys are all here as well, I can hear Ma and Da saying "why is it all dark whats going on" then they lights go on and the curtains lift and then I'm presented as master of ceremonys standing in the spotlight naked ceptin for a daft pink elephant head hanging of me willy,

you know you gotta cupla hunded people staring at ya while your standin in the spotlight like same big daft twat, thinkin I'm gunna kill all, all me family right here right now hump , actually me dad loved it, me Mum my dear sweet old Mum who I love dearly has never forgiven me, she says to my children please please don't turn out like your dad.

 

[Quiet_One]

KIWI thats so funny thnaks for laugh wow ok. Me well one of well i say dumbest now , I decided to try see if i can go to very top of tree so i did to last twig it broke i went down little got stuck thought omg someone gonna rescue me im happy then i tohught mom dad be mad hehe i got down myself no one ever knew kinda hurt hit ground.The other dumbest well hubby to we like severe storms ok i posted on twister thats the one yes we went thoguht kool no tornado to big yeah 20year later twister had me laying down nohin grab me and tv all stuff around me went through back of garage twister blown it apart i shoulda went but didnt hubby got pulled back and porch decinigrated so his mom says well i went on vacation and we got u a personal twister souvenier. thats it far as i can remember i done less dumbe rcant remember if i did dare im sur eit come to me

 

[Quick Draw]

I don't know what the dumbest thing I ever did because of a dare
Quick Draw

 

[Nut]

Jeff that was a great story.(Any pics?)

Let me see. I dont get dared by anybody that knows me. Pink dresses,irritating bosses,mooning strangers,wiping butt on car windows,putting poop in shoes are some things that come to mind.

 

[Mojave]

Hear hear! Bring on the pics Kiwi!

The best I am coming up with was the time as officer pulled over to discuss my public drunkeness (I was walking not driving BTW). He was a rather well built good-looking fellow. Me being who I am, told him so (and checked out his muscular arms to boot). One of my equally drunk buds suggested if I liked him so much I should give him a big kiss on top of his bald head, which I did with great panache. He blushed deeply and needless to say we didn't get hassled anymore.

 

[ELKCHSR]

LMAO Jeff.....
I would sit in the same category as Fred....
On one occasion, when I was a young lad, one of my brothers dared me to throw a rock at the neighbor’s cat.... We had to sneak over the fence to fetch the cat; it had just run out of its nine lives and hid it in the woods telling the neighbor when he asked about it that the coyotes must have got it.
In Jr. High, we took a teachers little car and put it inside of a welded fence, picking it up over the fence was a little bit of a job, but the fence was only about 18 inches high, so we were able to step over it.
At a resort I worked at when I was young, there was a married couple late at night on one of the docs still dressed in their marriage attire arm in arm, admiring the moon, it didn't take much of a dare to sneak out on the dock and push them in....
I almost got caught once standing on the roof of my school with a five gallon bucket of water, dousing the first person that came out. (On a dare from a couple of friends) and nailing the principle. They thought that was really funny, I looked over my shoulder for weeks, knowing he was going to come get me and take me to jail for that stunt, I figured the Principle was going to take finger prints off the bucket and come get me, but apparently they don't go to that extent to find some one with such an offence...

 

[Calif. Hunter]

Let's see...

Humiliating? Several come to mind but one will do = my niece's birthday was the 4th of July. Having been home from SE Asia for just a few days, a piccolo pete went off. You know, one of those whistling things. I yelled incoming and dived head first into my mother's flower bed. Right in front of all my brother's in-laws.

On a dare - climbed the drive-in movie screen while Eiger Sanction was playing. (I taught mountaineering in high school during the summers.)

 

[Quiet_One]

HMM, i remember once my uncle had nice dog good to me mean o the cat well i did that i decided make dog chase cat felt bad cat barely got away , otherwise use make my dog chase cats up tree , and had my sisters dog have the cat in her the dogs mouth she harmless dog cat hate dit i htought was cute cat prob despised me for while lol

 

[Whiskers]

My brother dared me to throw a rock at a sign. A big plastic sign that advertised a resturant, that was in the resturants parking lot. It was on one of them big metal poles about 25 ft high. The rock made a pretty impressive hole coming out the back. So I throw some more (yes alcohol was involved). My brother thought it was pretty neat, so he joined in. Everybody in the resturant could see what we were doing. We didn realize this until the police arrived, and arrested me. I had to pay $1500 to repair the sign, and $500 in court cost. They had 50 witnesses. And I was old enough to know better. The sign was pretty much destroyed.

 

[Gunner46]

Back in the 7th grade, we were sitting at the lunch table when one of my buddies posed the question of how could we make it look like our study hall teacher had pi$$ed his pants. All kinds of elaborate schemes were posed, but dismissed. On the way to studyhall I went by the water cooler and got a big mouth full of water, went into the studyhall and deposited it on Mr Prohazka's chair.

I was unusally well behaved that period. I thought he would almost instantly notice the water was there, but it took about 15 min before he calmy arose and went out to the hall. About 30 seconds later he burst back into the room, stomped up to the desk and kicked the chair half way across the room!!! Then the entire room saw the huge wet spot on his a$$.......roars of laughter ensued....he didn't see the humor..

Sarah McCarthy ratted on me. I spent a week in detention and had to make a school wide apology over the intercom.

Would I do it again.....Hell yeah!!! I was the BMOC for weeks after that.