When going to collage [which I paid for myself] In the field of horticulture. I had a tree service. I would come in to class with sawdust all over me. Some one would inveriably ask what I had been doing. I would start- "I've been out raping and plundering our natural resources for personal profit." Theyed say "thats terrible." Then ask what I did for a living. Then I would come back with- "I kill trees. Kill them all is what I say. Let the mill sort them out, god won't pay me". they'd say stop. I keep going.- "you ought to see the yard i'm working in, theres carcuses laying everywhere. I'm going to have a truck come by and haul them off to be butchered up into little peices". Then they come back.- "Thats not even funny man". I finish up with- "thats o.k. I only do this part time. Normaly I'm in Alaska clubing baby seals".
Put that in your pipe and smoke it...
Put that in your pipe and smoke it...
